Our Story

Wear Your History. Share the Story
Hey there!
I’m the history-obsessed human behind this little corner of the internet. If there’s a set of crumbling columns, an amphitheater, or an archaeology museum anywhere near my travel route, you can bet I’m detouring to see it. Ancient Greece and Rome are my first loves, but I’ll happily nerd-out over Viking runestones, medieval tapestries, or anything in between.

Why I Started the Shop
I kept sketching T-shirt ideas that made me laugh—pithy Stoic maxims, tongue-in-cheek five-star “reviews” from historical figures, and gladiatorial smack-talk straight out of the Colosseum—and realized other history buffs might want them too. Print-on-demand lets me turn those doodles into wearable conversation starters without compromising on quality.
What Makes Us Different
One-of-a-Kind Designs Every graphic is hand-drawn or digitally illustrated in-house. You won’t find them anywhere else.
Museum-Grade Humor Equal parts wit and fact-checking—so your shirt can survive both the washing machine and your pedantic friend’s scrutiny.
Premium Materials Soft, breathable cotton (or eco blends when available) and industry-leading inks that stay vibrant wash after wash.
Local Production Orders in the U.S. are printed and shipped domestically; in most other countries we print as close to you as possible to cut down on both shipping time and carbon miles.
Small-Business Care No faceless mega-corp here. If something isn’t perfect, I fix it—period.

Our Mission
To help history lovers wear their passion on their sleeves (literally) while supporting sustainable, small-batch production. Because the past deserves better than a boring souvenir tee.

Join the Expedition
Browse the collection, pick the design that speaks to your inner antiquarian, and let’s turn every hallway, lecture, or coffee run into a mini history lesson.
Thanks for stopping by—and for keeping history alive one shirt at a time.
Featured collection
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Carthago Delenda Est Morton's Salt Parody Logo Unisex T-Shirt
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Ben Hur Quote Row Well and Live T-Shirt
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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum If you want peace, prepare for war Unisex T-Shirt
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Hastings 1066 Never Forget in Old English Unisex Lightweight T-Shirt
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