Collection: Funny History Gifts
Romans who did not see it coming, scribes complaining in the margins, Vikings with customer service problems, philosophers who would have hated the internet. Every design is a joke that lands harder the more history you know, which makes it the safest gift in the store: the recipient gets to explain it.
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Roman Vision Test T-Shirt
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Distracted by Pottery Sherds T-Shirt
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Egyptians Threw Brain Away T-Shirt
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Raise Your Roman Standards T-Shirt
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If You Can Read Thank a Phoenician T-Shirt
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Knight vs Snail Marginalia Slow but Persistent Unisex Heavy Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Carpe Caffeam Minimalist Unisex Heavy Crewneck Sweatshirt
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In My Defense Viking Ancestors Unisex Heavy Crewneck Sweatshirt
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They Were Already Pigs Circe V-neck
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It Was a Jar Pandora V-neck
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Cerberus Styx Canine Unit Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Gates of Hades Cerberus Security Premium Tee
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They Were Already Pigs Circe Premium Tee
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It Was a Jar Pandora Premium Tee
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Cerberus Styx Canine Unit Hoodie
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They Were Already Pigs Circe Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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It Was a Jar Pandora T-Shirt
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Be Right Back Odysseus Odyssey Premium Tee
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Colosseum Official Blood Donor T-Shirt
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Resident History Nerd Hoodie
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Medieval Marginalia Appreciation Society Battle Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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Medieval Marginalia Appreciation Society Battle Unisex Heavy Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Medieval Marginalia Appreciation Society Men T-Shirt
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Resident History Nerd T-Shirt
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Cross the Alps They Said Elephant Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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Cave Magistrum Beware Teacher Hoodie
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Circe's BBQ Wicked Good Smoke T-Shirt
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Sorry for What I Said Humors V-Neck
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Blue Monkeys Santorini Akrotiri Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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8 Bit Sorry for What I Said Humors T-Shirt
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Boudica Burn it All Down Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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Those Who Don't Know History Annoy Me Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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FAQ
When will I get my order?
At Echos of Antiquity, each t-shirt is printed to order, ensuring you receive a fresh, high-quality product. Here’s how our process works:
Production Time: After your order is placed, we begin processing your shirt. This process typically takes 2 to 5 business days.
Shipping Time: Once production is complete, your order will be shipped. Shipping usually takes an additional 2 to 5 business days.
So, from the moment you place your order to the time it arrives at your doorstep, the total estimated time is approximately 5 to 10 business days. We appreciate your patience as we create your custom print!
How do I know my payment is secure?
Your security is our top priority at Echos of Antiquity. We use the Shopify framework for our online store, one of the most secure payment processors available. Here’s how we protect your information:
128-bit SSL Encryption: Shopify uses 128-bit SSL encryption technology during checkout to ensure that your payment details and personal information are fully protected. This level of encryption is highly secure and widely recognized in the industry.
Fraud Defender: Shopify also employs Fraud Defender, a sophisticated tool that helps prevent fraudulent transactions in our store, giving you peace of mind when shopping with us.
You can shop with confidence, knowing your payment and personal information are secure with Echos of Antiquity.
Are the shirts loose or fitted?
At Echos of Antiquity, we use the Gildan 64000 for our t-shirts, which is known for its comfortable and relaxed fit. Here’s what you can expect:
Fit: The Gildan 64000 offers a soft and loose fit, making it ideal for casual wear. It has a more relaxed silhouette, giving you room to move without feeling restricted.
Material: Solid colors are made from a soft cotton blend, this shirt feels great against the skin while providing a bit of stretch for added comfort. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend with 90% cotton. Although some shrinkage is to be expected after washing and drying, the shirts mostly maintain their size.
If you prefer a more fitted look, you might consider sizing down, but for most, it fits true to size with a nice, relaxed feel.
We use Gildan 18500 for the hoodies and the 18000 for the crew neck sweatshirts. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, (Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton) these sweatshirts feel cozy and are the perfect choice for those colder months.
How are returns handled?
At Echos of Antiquity, we strive to deliver high-quality, custom-printed shirts with each order. Because we don’t have a warehouse and every shirt is printed specifically for you, we do not offer returns. However, we do offer refunds on eligible orders under the following circumstances:
Eligible Refunds:
If there was a mistake in printing,
If you received a damaged garment, or
If the wrong order was shipped to you.
In these cases, we will provide a full refund within 30 days of your order.
Non-Refundable Situations:
If you ordered the wrong size or color,
If you changed your mind after placing the order.
To ensure you’re happy with your purchase, we strongly urge you to use the size guide provided before placing your order. This will help you select the correct size and avoid any disappointment.