Collection: Funny History Gifts
Romans who did not see it coming, scribes complaining in the margins, Vikings with customer service problems, philosophers who would have hated the internet. Every design is a joke that lands harder the more history you know, which makes it the safest gift in the store: the recipient gets to explain it.
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Medieval Bard Lute Hero T-Shirt
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70s Style Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy Premium Tee
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Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy Premium Tee
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70s Style Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy V-neck
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Sex Mead Lute and Roll Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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70s Style Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Ignorance is Bold Thucydides Quote Hoodie
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Sex Mead Lute and Roll Hoodie
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70s Style Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy Hoodie
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Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy Hoodie
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Sex Mead Lute and Roll Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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Sex Mead Lute and Roll T-Shirt
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70s Style Don't Worry Venerable Bede Happy T-Shirt
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Those Who Don't Know History Annoy Me Premium Tee
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Society of Armchair Historians Premium Tee
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Society of Armchair Historians Badge Style Premium Tee
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Actually... Pedantic Philosopher Bust Premium Tee
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Those Who Don't Know History Annoy Me Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Society of Armchair Historians Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Society of Armchair Historians Badge Style Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Actually... Pedantic Philosopher Bust Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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Those Who Don't Know History Annoy Me Hoodie
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Society of Armchair Historians Hoodie
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Society of Armchair Historians Badge Style Hoodie
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Actually... Pedantic Philosopher Bust Hoodie
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Society of Armchair Historians T-Shirt
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Society of Armchair Historians Badge Style T-Shirt
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Actually... Pedantic Philosopher Bust T-Shirt
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In My Defense My Ancestors Were Saxons Hoodie
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Leif Was Here Christopher Columbus Hoodie
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FAQ
When will I get my order?
At Echos of Antiquity, each t-shirt is printed to order, ensuring you receive a fresh, high-quality product. Here’s how our process works:
Production Time: After your order is placed, we begin processing your shirt. This process typically takes 2 to 5 business days.
Shipping Time: Once production is complete, your order will be shipped. Shipping usually takes an additional 2 to 5 business days.
So, from the moment you place your order to the time it arrives at your doorstep, the total estimated time is approximately 5 to 10 business days. We appreciate your patience as we create your custom print!
How do I know my payment is secure?
Your security is our top priority at Echos of Antiquity. We use the Shopify framework for our online store, one of the most secure payment processors available. Here’s how we protect your information:
128-bit SSL Encryption: Shopify uses 128-bit SSL encryption technology during checkout to ensure that your payment details and personal information are fully protected. This level of encryption is highly secure and widely recognized in the industry.
Fraud Defender: Shopify also employs Fraud Defender, a sophisticated tool that helps prevent fraudulent transactions in our store, giving you peace of mind when shopping with us.
You can shop with confidence, knowing your payment and personal information are secure with Echos of Antiquity.
Are the shirts loose or fitted?
At Echos of Antiquity, we use the Gildan 64000 for our t-shirts, which is known for its comfortable and relaxed fit. Here’s what you can expect:
Fit: The Gildan 64000 offers a soft and loose fit, making it ideal for casual wear. It has a more relaxed silhouette, giving you room to move without feeling restricted.
Material: Solid colors are made from a soft cotton blend, this shirt feels great against the skin while providing a bit of stretch for added comfort. Heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend with 90% cotton. Although some shrinkage is to be expected after washing and drying, the shirts mostly maintain their size.
If you prefer a more fitted look, you might consider sizing down, but for most, it fits true to size with a nice, relaxed feel.
We use Gildan 18500 for the hoodies and the 18000 for the crew neck sweatshirts. Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, (Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton) these sweatshirts feel cozy and are the perfect choice for those colder months.
How are returns handled?
At Echos of Antiquity, we strive to deliver high-quality, custom-printed shirts with each order. Because we don’t have a warehouse and every shirt is printed specifically for you, we do not offer returns. However, we do offer refunds on eligible orders under the following circumstances:
Eligible Refunds:
If there was a mistake in printing,
If you received a damaged garment, or
If the wrong order was shipped to you.
In these cases, we will provide a full refund within 30 days of your order.
Non-Refundable Situations:
If you ordered the wrong size or color,
If you changed your mind after placing the order.
To ensure you’re happy with your purchase, we strongly urge you to use the size guide provided before placing your order. This will help you select the correct size and avoid any disappointment.